Like the Title Header below states, this is just a bit of crack I cam up with years ago. It seemed hilarious at the time. Still tickles me today. My apologies for the spelling/spacing typoes and what not. I wrote it in kinda a rush.

Tenth Doctor gets yanked off course and arrives quite by accident on a world that appears no more advanced than 10th Century Earth, in a part of the Universe that records show has no habitable planets. Then the TARDIS vanishes. What's a Time Lord to do? At least the new companion seems quick on the uptake. :-/

This was initially inspired by the April Fools trailer for a TV series. The character Ian Gregor is entirely mine. He will occasionally flash back to his own Hogwarts days, but mostly his story takes place in the here-and-now.