SCREW YOU INDRA! Where did you Kamui me anyway? Woah, thats a BIG gate. Why is there a midget following me and begging for ramen? AU What if Indra decided to be an a-hole and teleport Ashura to the time where Naruto came back from Wave Country? Hilarity ensues, Naruto gains a new (unwilling) friend from the past, and Sasuke gets majorly pranked upon. Is the future ready?

After the legendary battle between Indra and Ashura, Indra walks on a lone path to grow stronger, until he is warped from his home to become a familiar to a pink-haired chibi. While trying to train, he has to deal with his master's screeching, a maid who obviously likes him, and meanwhile a war brews. "LISTEN TO ME ME YOU DOG!" "Hn." AU T for language and future ecchi scenes