Maes Hughes has been a faithful subordinate for his commanding officer, Colonel Roy Mustang, for many years. They've been through everything, and have always stayed together. But is there something more?

Did Max's asshole become the rip in the time space continuem that killed us all? or did rapper just rip him a new asshole? You decide !

Okay, so my friend and I were talking, and out of nowhere he asked for a story... here's my shitty results, and his reactions to the shit that I wrote. (Might add another if I am asked to... no promises? Not that you would want a re-make of this pitiful excuse of a bedtime story )