Hilarious Romantic Comedy ensues out of an unexpected arrangement that neither party knows about. Love and laughter and light, this story will delight!

"Neither can live while the other survives..." Yeah, that sounds like Harry Potter, alright. Except no, it really doesn't. In this story, we choose a far more likely candidate than Harry Potter for the prophecy.

Harry and Draco are off to join the circus! (Okay, not really, Draco doesn't know what a circus is...) But they are running away...

Two people call Hogwarts home. Not a house to simply live in, but a sanctuary. One might even happen to notice that they find it safe enough to scream.

Bound copies of a story that generates complaints because my chapters are too short. Authors notes have been removed from this version, in the main.

Harry Potter is quite dead, and Draco Malfoy is very, very confused. Nothing is as it seems, and that's what's bothering him.

Harry Potter is trying to be a Hero. When Harry met Dumbledore at Kings Cross Station, he took the train back to the past. There have been a few slight detours along the way - for one, Harry James Potter is now a Dark Lord.

Draco Malfoy is in love... Whether he wants to be or not. He's pretty sure being in love isn't supposed to hurt this much

Harry Potter decided to be just what his relatives called him. A criminal and a malcontent. Oh, and a freak, that too.

Despite the name, this is actually a Romantic comedy. I guarantee that by the end of the story, you will want to punch someone. Possibly the author. Blaise already knows exactly who he wants to punch.

A story in which the damsel declines to be saved by the knight, and decides to try the dragon instead.

Aliases say a lot about a person.

As the saying goes, you should never back a rat into a corner, for then they have no choice but to fight. Draco Malfoy's taking the other option. You know, where you go through the wall.

A prequel to Nobody Ever Asked my Birthday

Something lovely, dark and deep, resides in the heart of Hogwarts.

Harry Potter is an Auror. That's not surprising. What's endlessly surprising to Draco Malfoy is that Potter has actually managed to be a Man on the Force, not a Mascot or a Rising Star. Ordinary Joe Auror. NOTE: This deals with PTSD. Reality bites, triggers be damned.

Snape snarks it up in Dumbledore's office. Italics are Potter's thoughts.

Draco Malfoy shows up to call in a favor Hermione Granger never knew about.

Tell a lie long enough, and make it truth. This one's the sticky sort of lie, like a flood of syrup.

It is always darkest just before dawn. Light a candle, and outshine the dark.