The Marauders are having a pretty boring day during the summer when James announces his parents have recently acquired something called a television. They watch some, discover golf, and chaos ensues.

In this first installment of a series about Severus Snape's life, Severus is in his first year and has to put up with his brothers, his insane friends, the Marauders, girl problems, and giant purple bullfrogs. Chaos ensue. Chapter 18 is up!

The Insanity at Hogwarts strikes when Dumbledore puts crazy pills in the orange juice! Pyscho gophers, Kiddy Corralls, and an insane Snape follows! Complete.

Dan Caldwell, a Death-Eater, learns the consequences of his actions and learns to value human life...okay maybe not. *updates posted on why I haven't updated this in a while...*

Snape has given Dumbledore Voldemort's evil plans. But is it the ones everyone thinks they'll be?

Part three of the Smith troligy. Professor Smith has made a time machine, and he's going to the year 3000! He drags Snape along for the ride. What wonders await these two? Read and find out!

Don't read this if you haven't read Professor Snape and Professor Smith yet! For those of you that have...well, Smith just keeps driving Snape crazy. Sequel, NOT a slash.

CHAPTA 3SIES UP!! Please read review and enjoy.

The new DADA teacher is INSANE! Will Snape survive?

Harry's leaving the Dursley's for good! But what will happen?