A date with Illyasviel von Einzbern comes with its own trials and tribulations. Especially with Berserker in tow. Doubly so when it involves bending the rules of the world governed by the four days. But what's human life worth without risk, especially when the actors on stage think the lie is so beautiful?

Stop. Hero time. Chester A. Bum gives his input on a film that would have benefitted immensely from the inclusion of any musical styling from MC Hammer.

The Aylesbury Ritual looms on the horizon and the clock ticks towards doomsday. In response to this and to his own on-going vendetta against vampires, the Knight of Vengeance does what he does best and goes for the throat in a strike against one of the most important Dead Apostle Ancestors. Beast's Lair 2014 Fanfiction Contest entry.