They all just want to let everyone know who's the real Hermione. Crack!fic.

In his latest scheme to get Hermione's attention, Draco pretends to be a rentboy. Why he thinks this is a good idea is anybody's guess. Likelihood of this plan failing: 100%. Written for the Deflower Draco fest.

What's life without a purpose? Severus often asks himself this question. And when, one day, Hermione returns to Hogwarts, Severus grows to realise the answer is no longer important. Disregards Epilogue.

Hermione thinks friendship is safer. Harry does not agree. Eleven 100-word sequential drabbles.

Suffering from loneliness, Hermione signs up for a penfriend service. She's pleased when she's assigned a nice bloke named Legolas, and soon begins to fall for him. And that might have been just fine if she wasn't falling for Lucius Malfoy too. Oh dear.

The title speaks for itself. A short guide on reviewing, I suppose. Not really.

"Wouldn't it be nice if we were searching for the same thing? Wouldn't it be nice if, all this time, we were searching for each other?" Oneshot.

Hermione thinks being in love is a worthless waste of time and energy. She's determined to prove this fact to the world, and has found the perfect person to help her in this mission. But it's just too bad that Draco has other plans...

Because he couldn't stand losing her, he thought it was better to have lost himself instead.

Six years after the War, Hermione's now a bible-thumping Catholic nun bent on saving souls from damnation. Given this opportunity, she tries to change Lucius Malfoy's evil ways but soon realises that Lucius Malfoy will not change unless he wants to do so.

Moderately content with life and her upcoming nuptials to Seamus, Hermione is understandably shell-shocked when she opens her front door one evening, and finds Fred Weasley standing - very much alive - on her doorstep. Secret Santa fic.

Five years. By now she should forget. Has to forget. Cannot forget.

FIN. Hermione Granger has developed a crush on Draco Malfoy. She wants him to notice her, so she sets out to find ways to do so. But there's one small problem: Draco Malfoy is gay.

Smitten Draco has nothing better to do but to harass Hermione while she tries to study. 100-word drabble for dmhgchallenge at livejournal.

As the War rages on around them, Hermione and Lucius share an uncharacteristic moment. One hundred word drabble-poem.

FIN. When Lucius is found half-dead, Hermione is tempted to finish the job that Fate intended. Instead, she saves his life thus binding him to a life debt. Now it's up to Hermione to collect her repayment. And collect it she will. Disregards epilogue.

Three drabbles depicting different instances of Draco Malfoy's crush on Dolores Umbridge. Written for the 'Teacher Crush' challenge.