One of Harry's teachers has been forcing him to write with a blood quill. (3 guesses for which one!) This is the story of a slow, sleepy, breakfast, that reveals just what Umbridge does to the student's she doesn't like. (Rated K for 1 curse word) Set in the middle of OOTP.

Remus Lupin can't sleep. He goes to the roof and is about to jump, but McGonagall intervenes. Depressed! Remus, Awesome! McGonagall (Rated T for suicidal thoughts) A sad little one-shot that I came up with while listening to depressing music. Of course, knowing me, it has a happy ending that makes you feel warm inside.

It's a hot afternoon at Hogwarts, and the Marauders are bored. Whatever will they do? Contains The Giant Squid and James is a chicken.