Fem!Itachi is confused, Hidan is lustful, and Kisame doesn't really want to straight-out say what he wants. It all turns out for the best, though, with the result being a threesome between the Jashinist, Uchiha, and member of the Seven Swordsmen. There's

Michael goes into heat every five years- something he isn't exactly happy about, but he can't help his nature as a non-alpha. Everything is fine- the Apocalypse is on schedule, Lucifer is running free, the Winchesters aren't saying yes- okay, maybe things aren't going so well. But still- nothing too bad. Until everything goes wrong and hes locked in the Cage with Lucifer. An Alpha.

Afterwards, Gabriel reflected that maybe, just maybe, they should have seen it coming. Lucifer couldn't have been unscarred from his time in the Cage, after all, and all that time alone after being thrown down by his utterly-trusted only elder brother on orders from their Father… "I am so, so sorry."

Evolution (/ˌevəˈlo oSH(ə)n/):2: the gradual development of something, especially from a simple to a more complex form. Because eternity reincarnating as a human gets lonely sometimes, and different circumstances change all sorts of things. Gabriel/Lucifer, warnings for more reminiscing than smut though it is there and alternate universe stuff. Also kind-of-not-really underage.

The Council makes a mistake. Konoha pays the price. Akatsuki settles, like its members need. And Uzumaki Naruko finds a home when she's had nothing but a prison.

What happens to a girl when she is born in a time of fear and prejudice? When she has the ability to create flames as hot as any in hell with a simple thought, ones that burn golden like the sun and azure like the ocean? What happens when she loses control and destroys the village she has lived in her entire life? And what about when an opportunistic Angel follows the cloud of ash?

A late-night rendezvous in a hotel room between the Snake Sannin and Kyuubi Jinchuuriki... I don't own Naruto, just saying that here. PWP one-shot.

Lyssa Malfoy, proud blood-traitor twin of Lucius Malfoy and known member of the infamous Marauders pranking group. James Potter. Sirius Black. Note: When duelling with two mischievious pranksters, never turn your back to your opponenents. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling does. Unfortunately.

The combination of a werewolf, ex-convict playboy, skilled mischeivious Dark witch, and a Horcrux of a psychotic Dark Wizard is never a good thing. Especially for their enemies. This is finished, just so you know. It's a sort-of teaser/one-shot. I don't mind if anyone uses it as a basis for a new story. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling does. Unfortunately.