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BiteMeTechie

  • Reawakening

    Reanimated by the Lazarus Pit and growing accustomed to her new existence tainted by its powers, Nora Fries meets her husband again.

  • Nonsense and Verse

    Jervis Tetch offers tea, conversation and comfort to all his guests...whether they want it or not. Fluffy Scarecrow/Hatter fare from The Long Halloween universe.

  • Retouching

    There is more to Becky Albright than what the warped lens of Jonathan Crane ever saw of her. A long, in-depth exploration of the would-be Mistress of Fear and how she got to where she was when we met her, and why the Scarecrow really became obsessed with her in the first place.

  • Chrysalis

    Pamela Isley is going through some changes...

  • Break In, Carry Out

    In which Selina Kyle is not good with subtlety and Bruce Wayne has lousy people skills. Sounds like your average night in Gotham City.

  • Just One Someone

    Lois Lane is having a crummy day. Lois/Clark

  • Sweet Tooth

    Killer Croc is on the run from the cops. What else is new? Well, his getaway ride, for starters...

  • And Everything Nice

    [Batman Forever] They weren't always Two-Face's henchgirls. Presenting the first meeting of those two luscious ladies of leather and lace, Sugar and Spice. It promises to be an...explosive friendship.

  • Restoration

    It's an old saying: "True friends stab you in the front." Not that the Riddler and Penguin would know anything about that... Riddler/Penguin, almost, kinda, sorta, much like their friendship.

  • We Two Alone, Birds in a Cage

    Even highly skilled, arrogant little vigilantes with attitude problems were little children once. A brief sketch of Damian Wayne: very young, very angry, and very protective of his mother.

  • Pursuit

    Who says you need masks to play cat and flying mouse?

  • My First Year At Hogwarts: Or, How Not To Write

    How does one go from MarySuethor to award winning author? Lots of practice...and making lots of mistakes. Behold, the horrible early writing fumblings of BiteMeTechie. Your basic Mary Sue tale with a couple of razor sharp learning curves along the way.