Eric Cartman has heard something from a crazy lady that his home town is in danger, and should protect his loved ones, oddly enough, he chooses someone who knows that will kick his ass, but he finds out that the rumor is true, and everyone is leaving town, could this be an Infection we were not prepared for? (Don't worry this is Kyman)

The boys form SP attend an academy called Nightly Knightverg. and it turns out rumor is going around Vampires are there... and it seems that they boys of SP are new, so they more likely won't believe in such a tail... Kyle won't believe in such a thing... but what about Stan, Cartman, and the rest of the SP boys? do they? (This is KYMAN so don't worry okay? okay? good :) )

The girls of the class have planned something for another class project, and by the looks of things it's not a pretty one. Who knows what this may cause for the SP boys, maybe a new begging for all of South Park. (This is Kyman btw, don't worry o o)

Kyle and the rest of his friends including Token, Wendy and Craig, all go to the beach together, but one thing Kyle doesn't know is... what Kenny has in store for him, for a new restaurant opened at the beach... and has a delightful plan that will get a kick out of everyone... (This is a Kyman btw don't worry!)

Cartman makes a bet with Kyle, and is happy about this bet cause he's certain he will win this one, and Kyle doesn't take this bet to his liking, but goes for it, Cartman, will finally get what he ALWAYS wanted...