After a particularly deadly supercriminal attack on Gotham City, the Justice League overrides Batman wishes and gets President Lex Luthor to authorize an extreme intervention - implanting a chip in the brains of the Arkham inmates which will render them harmless in reality by trapping them in virtual reality forever.
My Christmas story this year! :-) When the Joker and Two-Face get into a fight over a botched heist, Joker vows to kill Two-Face as revenge. Harley Quinn is determined to not let him go through with killing one of their friends during the season of goodwill, but can she foil Mr. J without him punishing her? And what will she ever get him for Christmas?
As the title implies, this tribute to the slasher genre is my Halloween story this year! It's very early but I'm excited! :-) On Halloween night one year ago, the Arkham inmates helped a man cover up a murder. And now they're being stalked by a mysterious figure in the asylum who seems to know all about that particular crime, and wants to make them all pay for it...
Suggested by Zireh, yet another alternative universe story about the first meeting between Jack Napier and Harleen Quinzel. Thank you for suggesting, and enjoy! :-)
The sequel to my story, "A Vampire in Gotham," suggested by Verdella Frost. As Halloween approaches, Gotham City is anything but treated when Count Dracula rises from the grave to take vengeance on those who destroyed him. Namely, Batman and the Joker. Happy Halloween, everyone! :-)
When an old rival of the Joker from Batman's Golden Age reappears in Gotham, the Ace of Knaves is once again forced to prove himself the superior criminal to the Sparrow, who is determined to make the Joker work for her at any costs. Thanks to kari8888 for the suggestion and for translating the comic - I eventually found it in "The Greatest Joker Stories Ever Told" anthology! XD
An eight-year-old boy named Jake Nobody is brought as a patient to Arkham Asylum, having no memory of his real name or background. The inmates have to adapt to a child in their midst, while Jake tries to fathom the mystery of his past, which could determine if he lives long enough to have a future. Thanks to Gcucullu-0 for the suggestion! :-)
Apologies for this being a day late! XD My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday, narrated by the Clown Prince of Crime himself! Happy belated 63rd birthday to the one and only Joker :-)
It's Valentine's Day, so Harley Quinn gives Joker a special drug to keep him interested in her. What could possibly go wrong? Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! :-)
After Batman foils several of the Joker's schemes before he can give the punchline, the Joker worries he's becoming predictable and decides to spend some time away from Gotham. Unbeknownst to him, while he's gone, a copycat Joker appears and starts committing crimes that fool everyone, even Batman and Harley...thanks to blackcat9517 and J-Eazy98 for the suggestions! :-)
Two-Face and Poison Ivy's relationship breaks down again, just as Harvey Dent's ex-fiancee, Grace Lamont, comes back into his life. Two-Face has to choose between the woman Harvey used to love, and the one Two-Face currently loves, which will take more than the flip of a coin.
After the events in the Justice League episode of the same name, the Joker finds himself transported to an alternate universe where the Justice Lords rule with a tight fist and lobotomize all who oppose their will.
I just can't stop writing these! XD For those of you who have asked for another installment, here's yet another alternate universe story about the gangster Jack Napier and Harleen Quinzel :-)
The Joker and Harley Quinn are enjoying family life with their twin children, Arleen and J.J., who are cheerfully oblivious to their roles as criminal lunatics. But when the Clown Couple go out for a quiet date night, they get a lot more than they bargained for.
Lyle Bolton, Arkham's new draconian guard, makes life a living hell for all the asylum's inmates, in particular Jonathan Crane. But the tables are turned when Bolton himself is confined after taking on the persona of the supervillain Lock-Up, and has to face the Scarecrow on equal footing. Thanks to Just-Me-and-My-Brain for the suggestion! :-)
Just in time for Valentine's Day, another alternate universe story of a young Harleen Quinzel and an older Jack Napier, and how their lives and love came together. :-) Thanks to everyone who asked for another in this series! Enjoy!
The Joker kicks Harley Quinn out, declaring that his life will be better off without her. And thanks to the Riddler, Joker gets to see if that's true. This story is a belated birthday gift to my #1 fan, blackcat9517, whose support and suggestions have been invaluable :-) Thanks also to TeamRocketRose-Rachel, Starscream's Biglover, AllxThatxRemains, and Unsound Escape for the ideas!
For all those who requested another in this series :-) Dr. Harleen Quinzel is working with the GCPD, and goes undercover as Harley Quinn to infiltrate the Joker's gang. Needless to say, things don't go to plan...
First in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. First up, a tale of Victorian Gotham City and its experience of the Batman and his Gallery of Rogues.
The Joker and Harley Quinn are spending their first Christmas with their twin children, Arleen and J.J., when Harley's parents decide to visit for the holidays to meet their grandchildren. Harley's parents are Jewish, and between her trying to impress them with her dysfunctional family, and trying not to offend them with Christmas, the holidays are anything but happy.