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American Chimpanzee

  • A Christmas Crappie

    By American Chimpanzee • Updated: 2 Jan 2022 • Published: 2 Jan 2022 • 1,046 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Rating: K+ • Completed

    The thing I hate most about office Christmas parties is going home drunk and unemployed. (By the way, a "crappie" is a fish.)

  • Lucy (Using One Hundred Per Cent Of Her Brain)

    By American Chimpanzee • Updated: 5 Mar 2019 • Published: 2 Aug 2014 • 587 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K+ • Completed

    I suffer from kleptomania. When it gets bad, I take something for it.

  • Fifty Shades of Grey Hair

    By American Chimpanzee • Updated: 5 Mar 2019 • Published: 2 Aug 2014 • 50 Chapters • 16,814 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: M • In Progress

    I wish I could take credit, but, like in "Kate & Jose," these stories are based on classic naughty jokes. Such as: "Bigamy is having one wife or husband too many. Monogamy is the same."

  • Fifty Shades of Parody

    By American Chimpanzee • Updated: 1 Jan 2016 • Published: 10 Feb 2014 • 71 Chapters • 70,660 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: M • Completed

    "Will you stay in our lovers' story? / If you stay, you won't be sorry / 'Cause we believe in you / Soon you'll grow, so take a chance / With a couple of Kooks / Hung up on romancing" David Bowie January 8, 1947-January 10, 2016