Or rather: Beckett's Guide on How NOT to Behave in Purgatory: What if James didn't go to the Locker when he died, but instead was forced to exist in limbo in the dreaded purgatory? And what if he wasn't alone? Snark and Sarcasm abound! Just a fun little story inspired by a conversation with a friend! (NO SLASH!)

Just a fluffy little oneshot. This is LokiXmermaid!OC done for an event at a DeviantArt club! Pre-Thor

Andromeda hasn't seen Lucius in almost a year. Their families are pressuring them to marry and Andy is feeling particularly alone. What happens when her mother delivers a tall order: Charm Lucius Malfoy by the end of the evening. Can Andromeda make sense of her wild emotions - can she trust Lucius? Can she LOVE him? (Oneshot!) Christmas! Lucius/Andromeda