To put it simply, Hobbits are way more efficient than you'd think, Bilbo is a king and is smart as a whip. Oh and Gandalf and the Dwarves have absolutely no clue what's going on. Read to find out more!

Harry Potter, when transported to the graveyard for a freaky ritual, has quite possibly the dumbest idea in his life. Wormtail's chant says that his blood must be 'forcibly taken! So he'll just give it willingly! Potions have been messed up on less, one time Ron messed up Malfoy's potion by glaring at it with seething hatred. Consent is king after all!

Harry Potter lives a miserable life at the Dursley's until a certain potions professor takes him to Diagon Alley. However, it is discovered that Harry isn't an orphan and Dumbledore is not the wonderful leader that everyone thought. And who is Tom Riddle? And what is the convertus malum spell? All shall be revealed... Severitus. All non book spells are mine. (latin)