After the events of "Day of the Moon", the Doctor must grapple with why he asked along the mysterious River Song, and whether or not it bothers him that she turned him down. Oh, and that kiss. No spoilers unless you haven't watched through the Season Six opener, Doctor/River and mentions of Amy/Rory, rated for minor suggestiveness and one swear, title taken from "My Fair Lady"

An alien Queen comes to Earth seeking a mate, much to the alarm of humanity. But when the Doctor attempts to intercede, he's chosen instead! Unfortunately for the aliens, River Song is none too pleased. Set between "The Power of Three" and "The Angels Take Manhattan", also features Jack and Kate Stewart, rated for innuendo and some language COMPLETE

Rory decides to be a nurse and check the Doctor for injury after "The Vampires of Venice". Awkward bonding ensues between Amy's boys, and by the end of it all they may be starting to figure out that's how it works. S5-centric, so no major spoilers for really anything, just a bit of harmless fluff. Enjoy!

Martha Jones has a task set out before her by the Doctor during the Year That Never Was, but no plan of attack. An old friend of the Time Lord is more than willing to fix that. A maybe-could-have-happened scene set mostly between "The Sound of Drums" and "Last of the Time Lords", but seeing "The Power of Three" would also help, rated for some blood and sort-of character death

When Harry is taken from the ruins of his home, no one notices the baby alone in the rubble. Except the muggles, who put her in an orphanage, while the wizards think she's dead. Read the story of a girl who is overshadowed by her twin. She is Leila Potter. Now on 4th year!

The Sorting Hat was given the duty to help guide Hogwarts when no longer could. However, guiding a school full of wizards seems to be much more difficult than he could have imagined, and this didn't even include the wizards' dark secret. This is Wizarding history from the Sorting Hat's perspective. Slightly AU.

Moody is lecturing on some Death Eater tactics to watch out for. Too bad he didn't check his sources. Not parody, but rather silly.

Severus Snape feels he was perfectly justified in causing Lupin to be fired. But then the guilt sets in. Starts at end of PoA

Readers can finally experience the real story of the mysterious Potions Master through his eyes, from right before Hogwarts to death. Warning: Author is usually on constant sugar high. Those who strongly support S/LE and can't take a joke should not read.

An ode to Sirius Black, aka. Mr. Padfoot, aka. a friend who writes too much fanfiction.

Characters from Harry Potter realize that their worst nightmares may just come true...

This is simply organized thoughts on everything we know about the Ministry of Magic, and attempts to fill in the blanks of what we don't know. Any ideas that you get from this can be used, provided you let us know so we can check it out! Input desired!

Title says all. We love James so much, that we wrote this little one shot completely dedicated to him. We love you, Prongs.

Title says all. We love Lupin so much, that we wrote this little one shot completely dedicated to him. We love you, Moony.