Nineteen years was too long to be married into a truly terrible family.

Hired on as the family baby sitter how did she end up becoming the Queen of the entire Magical World?

The war was over and accolades were going around. Yet the man of the hour cannot be found. Our loyal and loving headmistress set out on a new mission to save her last remaining cub. Warnings include: Major Ron bashing. Some Molly, Ginny and Dumbledore. Total Non canon

Just after witnessing the cold blooded murder of a fellow student and the rebirth of the Dark Wanker, can our loyal hero survive with only the help of a talented metamophmagus and a noted alchemist. Step inside to continue the journey. Why give away the better parts in the description.

A boy with a disturbed past tries to unlock the secrets of his life and the world around him. Harry-Tonks-Hermione dominant with the occasional guest appearance. Dark Manipulative Dumbledore, Ron bashing!