My first go at fanfiction, Snape is the narrator in case it's not clear and yeah, enjoy! .

Draco lives opposite the mental institution, Lycan House, which so far has only managed to find senile wizards - or those who haven't learned to keep their mouths shut around muggles. One day, someone special arrives at the institution and Draco can't bear it.

From the perspectives of anyone who is or has been important in his life, but most importantly himself, this story follows the two years between The Fall and his return while he was destroying Moriarty's network. My genre's probably don't fit, it's all of them at once to be honest. Rated T for language.

Dudley has moved on since he left number 4, Privet Drive. His own life is going swimmingly until his new girlfriend tells him something he never expected, and he may need to consult his estranged cousin. Rated T for a little bit of...inappropriate...language.