A naked, 3 year old Naruto wandering into her dog kennels in the middle of the night? That was a shock. Inuzuka Tsume latching onto this stray and claiming him as her own? Not a shock. After all, Naruto isn't the first naked, abandoned stray that Tsume kept, and Danzo would eat the Hokage's hat if Naruto's the last stray she ever brings home. Want Of A Nail AU (VERY dark themes.)

100 word drabble one-shot of Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott challenging the school motto.

Since Ms. Zabini had been widowed seven times – each as strange as the last – she was no stranger to the backstabbing, diabolical lies that followed her through every social circle she graced.

The Epic Love Story Between the Sorting Hat and Augusta Longbottom's Stuffed-Vulture Hat, as told in an almost!drabble form. Well, okay, maybe it's not epic, but it's certainly the world's first love story between the two. That I know of.

Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.

Salazar Slytherin wasn’t so much thrown to the lions as he was sacrificed to the unsleeping dragon. For the good of the school, of course. History is never so kind or as accurate as it ought to be.

Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.

AU-Born a fire demon, Harry's raging firestorm destroys Voldemort. A dysfunctional and curious crow demon from another dimension pops up to investigate, and is given Harry to raise and train in his new powers. In retrospect, it seemed like a good idea.

Sequel to AGRT. It’s up to Snape and Harry to save the universe, and it somehow requires a good Tom Riddle. Ghosts of the past and skeletons from the closet accompany our intrepid heroes on their adventures, and it's a bumpy ride for everyone involved!

Swallowing his pride, Severus Snape reluctantly writes Harry Potter a very personal letter in which he explains not only his own past, but also the brutal history and ill-fated heritage of the Potter family. AU pre-OotP.