Brought to you by the questionable genius of machine learning, it's the exciting sequel to "Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"! Botnik Studios is not responsible for any faces eaten by Harry Potter with hot sauce, headmaster hair scooting next to you at breakfast, or ribs fractured in hysterical laughter. Weekly updates.

A tiny change in the Granger family tree means Hermione is now a Parselmouth when she starts Hogwarts. Changes pile up as foes are defeated, friends are made, secrets are uncovered, and loopholes are delightfully abused.

Thanks to the love of a mother, the part of Voldemort inside Harry's scar gets a second chance. Sent back to life and back to Earth with a mission to bring down his other self, can he resist the temptation to go back to his old ways?

The Dementors of Azkaban are soul-sucking monsters, but only becaused their own parents raised them that way. A young Dementor grows up alone in an abandoned wizarding castle, and when he faces the outside world's Dementors and the wizards' opinion of them, it comes as quite a shock. In progress.

AU diverging at Harry and Voldemort's confrontation in front of the Mirror of Erised (details in preface). What if Voldemort was not, actually, as evil as the (vague) stories told to Harry up to that point make him out to be?

Single point of divergence, one-shot. The Death Eaters succeed in getting the Prophecy to Voldemort, and this rather changes matters. Lord Voldemort wants to kill Harry Potter, yes, but he won't be the toy of Fate.