Kylie has been friends with Kyle, Cartman, Stan, and Kenny for 2 years, when she first moved into the town. We're no longer on hiatus so look out everybody, Kylie's coming back strong! (Name Change again ehehe)

There's this pretty much Mary-Sue Irken who is friends with Zim and Tak or something. She falls in love with Dib and Zim. Then there's something about suicide. I don't really have a summary of this story. Seriously, I can't think of a way to sum this up other than it sucks. There's more than one chapter... Read if you dare, I guess.