Based on/Rewrite of "The Proposal" starring Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds. Marriage Law-fic Draco works for Hermione - she's going to get "deported" to the Muggle world if she doesn't get married. Draco is desperate for acceptance. Hilarity ensues.

"You want me to what!" "Work…for…me…Granger," he repeated slowly as if her comprehension skills were the issue. Dramione. EWE. Based loosely on the movie Two Weeks Notice starring Sandra Bullock & Hugh Grant.

"So," she said to break the weird silence between them, "I guess I should get to why I am here." "Granger," he said his smirk growing wider, "social etiquette dictates that we should at least have some small talk over tea before you ask me for what I understand may be a large favour." Dramione. EWE. Post-Hogwarts. Light romance mixed with a little mystery.

"Well, Granger, I'm in a bit of a dilemma, you see. I've taken a liking to a young lady, and decided to take her home with me." Hermione looked at him startled, "Draco, you did what? What did your mother say?" "She threw us out." Her eyes got wide, "She did what? Malfoy are you in your senses?" "Quite." Dramione. EWE. Based on the novel "Rose In Bloom" by Lousia May Alcott

"Granger…" started Draco. "Yes, ferret," she responded and he smiled. Everyone else groaned. Two-Shot. EWE.