Well, they're actually not on the plane yet, and with the way Stan is acting, Kyle is afraid they never will be. [Dialogue fic] [Style]

Steven and Winona are running a breeding business together after Steven relinquished his Champion's title. However, you can't get much work done when you're arguing over the logistics of birds laying eggs. [Skarmoryshipping, Steven/Winona]

Before the mission, Courtney calculated that there was only a 0.38% chance that her leader and Archie had any sexual attraction to one another. Courtney's calculations were rarely wrong. Well, rarely, but sometimes they were. [Hardenshipping] [Smut warning]

Maxie still keeps that sailboat model in his office, immaculate as the day it was given to him, because it was the only thing in his life that he could keep from leaving him. [Hardenshipping] [Rated for language and suggestive content]

ON HIATUS. Kyle Broflovski has graduated from Harvard medical school with his doctorate and is offered a job in hospice care back home in South Park. One of his patients is his childhood friend, Stan Marsh, who has early-onset Alzheimer's disease and Parkinson's. Kyle realizes that for the first time, he can't fix his best friend. Style. Rating may go up later. Multichaptered.

OLDFIC. Stan thinks Kyle looks good in a sweatervest. Like, really, really good. Oneshot. This makes no sense. Run in the opposite direction. [Stan/Kyle]

Wendy leaves Stan for Token on the eve of the school dance, and Stan realizes that he has no other choice but to apologize to the person he ditched for her. Implied Style. Rated for language.