I'm sick and tired of "Manipulative Dumbledore" stories, so I decided to write a story where Albus was NOT manipulative. Also, Tom Riddle isn't evil. Very, VERY AU. Rated M for the Malfoys abusing Draco in later chapters.

Some dirty-minded person made a story claiming that Hermione is a Cryptophallid. I read that story and decided to make an alternate ending for it. **Contains Futanari content, death and swearing.**

Tonks gets a rare illness, and the only cure is...well...indecent. Contains Hermaphrodites (Futanari), and sex.

I wrote this a few years ago for English homework. There's no magic in this story.

Harry, Ron and Hermione lose a bet with Malfoy, so they have to go to the concert of a CERTAIN singer who shakes her bottom up and down on stage. This is when Malfoy stopped being a git, and they stopped being enemies. Rated M for nudity.

Holly invents a new games console. Things go wrong and Lister and Kochanski are left stuck in Minecraft

Maria comes back, so Mimi has to go.

This has the Norman Lovett Holly. Wait...Holly's BACK!