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  • 2 Percent Cotton, 98 Percent Boyfriend Material

    James Potter was sure that Lily Evans liked him, he was willing to bet money on this fact. He knew exactly what he was going to say, and if his pickup line didn't work on Lily, he would offer to do Sirius's laundry by hand for the rest of the year.

  • Failure At Dating

    There's the Potters, my giant family of Weasley's who like to embarrass me and somehow Autumn managed to stick around despite the craziness that comes with being friends with me. And then there's Scorpius.

  • Emotionally Constipated

    James Potter wanted Lily Evans to stop trying to set him up on dates with all of her friends and to start realizing that the only person he was making eyes at were her.

  • Bad Blood

    Some friendships just aren't meant to last. "My answer is no."

  • Fairies

    Dom wanted to bring home a lot of things, but fairies were not one of them.

  • As Fate Would Have It

    Grandpa Arthur had gone on and on about this muggle invention called an aeroplane, a death trap made out of metal that soared through the air. He had made it sound like an absolute fairy tale, but with the first hand experience that Roxanne had, she could assure anyone that asked that it most certainly was not.

  • If You Love Something Set it Free

    If Lily loved James then she would have to let him go.

  • Head Girl Evans

    Neither sticks nor stones were going to break Lily Evans

  • The Phoenix Song

    Luna and Rolf go on a journey to find a phoenix

  • Golden Days

    Harry and Ron remember the good old days and everything that they have gained on a quiet, sunny afternoon.

  • Scars

    To everyone else, Lavenders scars were the first thing that they noticed. To me, they were the last.

  • Weasley's Spontaneous Fireworks

    Technically it was Roxanne and Fred that lit the Christmas tree on fire and almost burned the house down. They blame George though because he gave them the fireworks.

  • Black Cadillac

    Hell hath no fury like Dominique Weasley scorned.

  • Thanatophobia

    Hugo Weasley was terrified of his very imminent death.

  • Weasley's in Egypt

    Welcome to Egypt. We've got hot weather, lots of sand, flying carpets, pyramids, tombs and the River Nile. We hope you enjoy your stay!

  • Weasley Anger

    You know how they say "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?" Yeah, they were talking about Victoire.

  • The Motorcycle Incident

    After the Halloween fiasco people should've known not to let Lily get close to anything muggle related. But no, instead, there's a motorcycle smashed to pieces in the backyard of the Potters home.

  • Forever Young

    Contrary to what the Marauders believe, it's impossible to stay young forever. Contrary to what Lily Evans may force herself to believe, she won't always hate James Potter

  • Smile

    Through the years, James Potter developed a habit of making Lily Evans smile no matter how much she wanted to glare at him.

  • The Kissing Booth

    Man the kissing booth they said. It'll be fine they said. No one is going to show up they said. WRONG