If I'd known a certain messy haired idiot was going to be staying in the cottage next to my family's when we went away for winter holidays, I would've stayed at Hogwarts

In which James begs Cordelia for a second chance at their marriage after she returns from Paris and the two of them learn to be together again.

Throw together a ragtag crew of thieves, an imprisoned uncle, one delighted James Sirius Potter, and a half baked plan for a bank heist and you get a disaster.

On top of having an overbearing mother who badgers her daily about when she's going to be getting grandchildren, and having to write for Britain's worst gossip rag to pay her bills, Tatjana Hoxhaj has landed herself on James Sirius Potter's shit list. Unfortunately for James, her immigrant mother inspires more fear than he does.

5 times Lily was jealous of James because she was in love with him and the 1 time she finally realized it

"I want a divorce"

"You didn't just lose a mother that night in Godric's Hollow, you know. I lost a sister."

in which lily evans thinks james potter would make an excellent father (fluff with no plot tbh)

In which Rose Weasley is not quite certain what is going on with her relationship with Scorpius Malfoy but she wished it hadn't become so confusing.

Albus Dumbledore does not see a pair of socks.

Lily wasn't sure if James had a death wish or something but she did know one thing: she was going to get back at him for all the pranks that he pulled on her. Giving her neon pink hair and turning her into a colourful chicken WAS NOT FUNNY.

"Are you always like this around people?" "Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y."

Lily Potter was often judged by everyone at Hogwarts for her unhealthy muggle holiday obsession and just her obsession with muggles in general. In her defense, Halloween was worth obsessing over when you celebrated it the muggle way.

Mother told me many things as I was growing up. She was always trying to make me believe that she cared for me. She always told me that I was worth more to her than any diadem. Mother lied. (c) to cynical @ tda for the amazing cover!

Aphrodite's favourite pastime was making people's lives more interesting. Drama, yelling, tears, betrayals and just about anything you can think of accompanied Aphrodite. Her latest victim: a certain one-eared man, and a woman by the name of Angelina. Too bad her life was already as complicated as there's was about to get.

Perhaps the middle of Tescos was not the best place for James to give in to his feeling of jealousy and mark his territory with Lily the deer way.

Lily Potter was Hogwarts muggle nut extraordinaire, just like her grandpa Arthur. And as much as she knew about muggles, she was a hazard to them surrounded by any of their devices or them themselves. Welcome to a life full of sticky situation (and that can be taken literally at times).

In which Lily confesses she fancies James to his face and the rest of her N.E.W.T level Potions class

If you look up the phrase "worst decision ever made" you'll see me as the definition. If you look up the phrase "worst Head Girl in the history of Hogwarts" you'll also see me as the definition. If you look up "pregnant with Albus Potter's child" you'll most definitely see me.

Victoire Weasley was an unpleasant and rude person. She was stubborn, a force to be reckoned with and under the impression that she was always right (which she usually was). People had given up on understanding her and had just named her the Spinster Draon Lady.