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  • Like A Blue Flame (english version)

    She'd never wanted this, never, she had always tried to keep herself on the safe side, but now she was right in the middle of this stupid roller coaster ride with no way to get out and all that adrenaline in her blood, celebrating some fucking birthday party... A story about debts, drowning and a girl named Darcy... (translation of my german story:) Modern/AU short story

  • Collateral Damage

    There are people you just can't get away from no matter how hard you push and pull. There are some people and there's William Darcy. After all, age is just a number right? It doesn't mean that you actually have to grow up... One Shot. Modern P&P. M due to language in situations. And yeah... High School.

  • Treacherous Bright Streets

    Do you remember that drunk dial, Darcy mentioned in "Neither Saint nor Sinner"? Well, that's the story of how it came to pass. Take one desperate Lizzie, a toothbrush and lots of alcohol and what do you get? One hell of a phone conversation. "I'm horny, Darcy, what do you think? The way you knit your brow... I want to lick it." Rated M for language and innuendos. Be warned.

  • Long live the King

    She'd known him to be a man of few words, but sometimes in the way he touched or kissed or looked at her, she'd thought to have detected a hidden meaning, something he tried to tell her but couldn't quite put into words. She'd let him, partly because there was no point in pressure, partly because she wasn't sure, she wanted to know. Modern AU Hunsford proposal (pretty strong T)

  • Objects in Mirrors

    When Harry Potter dies at the battle of Hogwarts despite the Light Side's victory, Pansy's life is left shattered. With the recovery of a strange time turner, fate gives her the chance to change the past, but the future is different than she expected. The war isn't over, she's friends with Granger and Potter - Potter is the strangest of them all. TimeTravel AU/Hansy/Orpheus Myth

  • Bones Grow from the Middle to Both Ends (english version)

    Lizzie Bennet knew about a lot of things: How to best handle one night stands and hangovers, keep Charlotte from doing dumb things, save the world, her friends and her sanity with Chinese food and most important of all: HOW TO SURVIVE BEING A MED STUDENT! But all those abilities were suddenly of no use at all when it came to one William Darcy. Her fucking professor. Modern AU.

  • Pomegranates

    She doesn't scream when they kidnap her. Her dress is ripped and her hair is a mess, but she balls her hands into fists and straightens and she looks at him – honey coloured eyes with specks of green and silver – and she spits blood at his feet and then - And then she starts swearing. Tomione/AU/Persephone/ONE-SHOT

  • Coming Home

    Home isn't always a house, Edward realizes on Christmas Eve with the help of three, well, let's call them spirits, who seem to absolutely love Dickens, while on a rambunctious, chaotic journey half across the world, fuelled with too much coffee and the all consuming desire to finally see her again. Because sometimes, home is just a person. Christmas One-Shot, AH/AU HEA

  • There Will Be Blood

    Thirty years have passed since Edward left her. Thirty years later she's back in her old town, changed in more ways than one. With her new name, new family and new body, she's finally ready to meet the one who broke her heart all those years ago. A short story about facing one's demons, idiocy and a beautiful friendship. Strong T for language;) HEA

  • Neither Saint nor Sinner

    So what do you do, when you've managed to not only rip out your own heart but his too? Right, you just walk into his summer house, when he at least expects it and try to get it all back on track while matchmaking little princesses and blackmailing bosses pull the strings, doesn't that sound great? Sequel to Long Live the King, Modern AU, and yeah, second proposal; WHATEVER!;)