In which there is an explosion, Sirius Black is transported into crazy world, and a very perfect female character schemes to get him to fall in love with her.

In which Sirius and Remus attempt to take care of a child and many people are woken up rudely.

There are ten random things that James Potter knows about Sirius Black (just because every sort-of brother should).

It should be said that Witch Weekly is not a good way to search for tips on how to woo a girl. Sirius Black can unfortunately confirm this.

Or, why James Potter should not be allowed to write, and how fairy tales came to be known to 75% of the Marauders as a horrific thing.

In which James has an admittedly horrible plan to win Lily Evans, Remus smirks, Sirius is an unwilling conspirator, and Peter would like to say he did not want to be a part of this at all.

Once upon a time, he had kissed her under the mistletoe (her lips had been a pale pink, and the kiss was so light it was barely real).

AU. Colin Creevey is still recovering from last year's horrifying experience of being petrified, and he hopes that this year will be more normal (Or as normal as Hogwarts can be.). However, that may be easier said than done, with a mass murderer on the loose, family secrets, and hidden truths.