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  • The Night Before Pufflemas

    A very silly poem that got a bit out of hand, Hogwarts style. Based in the DFA, AGVoS and TCS universe, so there's cameos from some of our favourite miscreants, including Amelia, Remus and Severus. Originally a present for MuggleCreator. Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, and to anyone waiting patiently for the next part of TCS. Merry Solstice, everyone! AU Complete!

  • The Coming Storm

    The war is coming, and everybody knows it. Everybody except the Ministry, apparently. For Professor Amelia Lupin (nee Brown), this means more than the usual share of trouble at Hogwarts this year, particularly with a Ministry spy at the heart of the school. Can Amelia keep her mouth shut and her students safe long enough to make it through the year? Sequel to DFA and AGVoS. AU.

  • The Metaphysical Sandwich

    In which young Sirius Black gets altogether too excited about a sandwich. A very silly thing, imagined as part of the AU story, Much Ado About Hogwarts. Complete!

  • Moments of Grace - Season Two, Act Three: No Mortal Lock

    Grace has found her feet at the BAU, which is easier said than done when some of her less 'official' talents come to the fore. With a pair of brothers hunting people in Spokane, an omnivorous house-cleaner in Kansas City and the return of Frank, the team has their work cut out for them. And then they get a call from a sheriff with a problem - a sheriff who's heard of Grace before.

  • A Given Value of Safe

    Sequel to 'Dreams and False Alarms'. Having been propelled head-first into the magical world, Amelia is beginning to find that her ideas of social equality (or health and safety) don't quite gel with the majority of wizard-kind. She's beginning to see what Hermione means about 'surviving' another year at Hogwarts - but then, no one said any of this was going to be easy... T AU Comp

  • Much Ado About Hogwarts

    If there was one thing Remus Lupin hated, it was attention... which was rather a pity, given his choice of friends... AU. COMPLETE!

  • Dreams and False Alarms

    Amelia Brown has always been a little odd, so finding THAT letter didn't come as too much of a surprise... except that Amelia is twenty eight, not eleven. Fortunately for her, a new teaching position has just opened up at Hogwarts... T, AU. COMPLETE

  • Blue Moon Rising

    It wasn't supposed to be like this. Remus Lupin knows that living with regrets is the worst curse in the world - especially when it's all his fault... and people like him don't get second chances. Au-ish, canon compliant until OOtP. Extremely dark - you have been warned. COMPLETE!