Hermione is working at the Ministry and hating her job. Her only solace? Irritating the s**t out of her new coworker - which she does quite well, thank you. SSHG fluff with lots of sarcasm and banter.

Bellatrix returns to the Slytherin common room after class, only to find that she has somehow gained celebrity status. What has she done - or, more importantly, what does everyone THINK she's done? Oneshot, written for Rumours competition on HPFC.

-"You know, Wizarding Christmas is silly," she told him. "Not nearly as silly as wrapping yourself in electric lights," he answered.- A fun, fluffy Christmas gift for the incomparable WeasleySeeker! Post-DH, Hermione and Ron's first holiday together as a couple.

"A pattern of light was dancing across her ceiling. A pattern of light that she recognized. ...Severus wanted to see her." A short Snape/Lily story set shortly after their graduation from Hogwarts, written as a surprise Christmas gift for a writer who organized a fic exchange on HPFC.

Miss Hermione Granger embarks on a new chapter in her life, traveling across the Atlantic to meet her fiance. But then everything goes haywire with the arrival of one very dark, ruthless individual. " 'You're a pirate,' she breathed, excitement mingling equally with trepidation." / Regency-ish era AU, non-Hogwarts, piratical SS/HG romance.

No one ever said making plans was Harry's strong suit. / Marriage-Law fic written for the 2016 SSHG giftfest on lj. Post-war one-shot where Severus is alive.

Harry wakes up from a night of partying to find a certain someone under his tree. What happens next is utterly surprising, but perhaps he should have known all along. / Inspired by A Christmas Carol. Harry/Tonks via Harry/Others. Written for lj's smutty claus 2016.

Hermione has tried every last tactic to avoid noticing Professor Snape's voice, all to no avail. So when she finds herself in close quarters with the man, she has to convince him to remain silent. / Response to SSHG SmutFest on livejournal. Warnings within.

A host of former students, faculty, and yes, even Ministry officials return to Hogwarts for a Yuletide reunion. Sexual hijinks ensue, but sadly, no one can blame the Weasley twins for tampering with the punch./Smutty Claus 2015 gift for melodylepetit. SSHG. Mature content, heed the rating-more info inside.

Autumn was Hermione's favorite time of year, for one very specific reason. Severus doesn't understand, so it's up to her to show him. Post-war AU where Hermione is a professor and Severus is alive. Rated for language and insinuations. Written for the lovely Worrywart!

You know the saying—be careful what you wish for. Especially when a magical wishing well with a sense of the absurd is involved. Written for the 2015 SSHG Promptfest on livejournal. Warnings: Curse words abound! Some non-sexual nudity as well. AU SS/HG in case that wasn't clear.

Hermione discovers a side to Neville Longbottom that she never knew existed—and it's all thanks to Pansy Parkinson. HG/NL, NL/PP. Written for the 2015 Rare Pair Fest on hprarefest at livejournal. Thanks to Amorette for the lovely prompt! Warning(s): Voyeurism, explicit language, spanking.

In little more than twelve hours, every aspect of Hermione Granger's life goes to hell. What's a girl to do when everything falls apart? [Warnings: adult language and situations, Ministry of Magic maligning, slightly OOC vengeful!Hermione, eventual hints of SSHG.] A gift for TycheSong. Two-shot.

The first-ever Hogwarts Alumni party allows everyone to relax and let loose. Hermione didn't come with the intent of finding a man…but then Neville walked in and all bets were off. [Written for smutty claus on lj, Hermione/Neville smut, full warnings inside.]

A few years after the final battle finds Hermione Granger working on independent research at a renowned Potions corporation and wondering when Ron will finally want to settle down. Unfortunately, her boss decides to hire someone to help with her work, and the new addition sets his sights on helping her with her love life, too. SSHG. Strong language, smut at the end.Warnings inside.

A collection of unrelated mystery one-shots revolving around my favorites, Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. Written for the "OTP Boot Camp" challenge on HPFC. So many different disclaimers...at times, canon-compliant or AU; EWE or PWP, but always SSHG...that rhymed!; short, long, happy, sad, silly, clever, fluffy-and some that aren't really mysteries after all.

Two hours. One hundred and twenty minutes. Seventy-two hundred seconds. Seven million, two hundred thousand milliseconds. Hermione Granger has calculated them all, because she only lives her life in two-hour windows. What would you do, if you had just a precious few moments of time? EWE, AU in that Snape is alive.

These are unrelated drabbles I've written for various challenges over at GrangerSnape100. Some are really, really fluffy; at least one is angsty. The increased M rating is for the topic of 'Two Minutes'. *Thanks to duj for the title suggestion!*

The post-war trial and investigation of one Severus Snape, as told by the Daily Prophet. Drabble series.

They said everyone had darkness within. They said there could be no light without the dark. They said sometimes, one had to embrace the darkness in order to defeat it. Severus had never believed any of it, until the day they dragged him before the one who had vanquished the Dark Lord once and for all. / AU, dark themes, warnings inside. Oneshot.