And then the Stocking came down from the Land of Madness and said unto us: Extract character names from Me at Random and write unbelievably sick pairings with the result. And we did obey. And we had a rather smashing time doing so.

Lily Evans is no angel. She’s a redheaded fireball of temper and occasional embarrassment. She can’t stand needles, spiders and James Potter. What happens when they somehow end up stuck together for 3 months worth of detentions? Watch out for fireworks...

The Marauders after a particuarly eventful night. A night that included alcohol...a LOT of alcohol...

It's Christmas morning, and Lily is refusing to wake up. Shock. Horror. What measures will James, Sirius and baby Harry go to in order to rouse her? Which ones will actually WORK? Merry Christmas to you all!

Was Cho ever given a bad time about falling for a boy two years younger than herself? Set in her fourth year, Cho compares Harry and Cedric. The mature sixteen year old, or the scruffy thirteen year old? Does age &height matter where love is concerned?

Surreal setting. Lily's having a bad night, and who would turn up but James. How can he make it better? Is what's happening even real? Has she been ignoring what her heart really tells her? Dedicated to my best friend. Love you, mate :)