"In case you hadn't noticed, my life has turned into a bad 80s B-movie!" -Misao deals with spies, throws knives at arms dealers, and makes out with Aoshi, not necessarily in that order. Set in the "Babies and Bullets" universe. Rated for language and sex.

He will come, as will they all, and then, there will be eternity. --A very dead James contemplates life, death, family, and the breakage of heavenly noses. Rated for, like, one bad word, just in case.

"The morning of Csethiro's wedding found her beating her nerves to death." The Goblin Emperor. Maia and Csethiro, post-book.

"It is a place for wayward ladies of the night," James said, "but nobody will be trying to kill us, which I really think is the deciding factor." -the Marauders, Death Eaters, and a brothel. What could possibly go wrong?