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  • Uthethia

    Sequel to 'Midnight Sun' - Dan and Phil go to visit Phil's sister in her new palace home, and find they are not very welcome there.

  • Midnight Sun

    "Rule number one of a con: never get close to your pansy." — Dan lies his way into being appointed a palace physician, and the first order of business is to cure the Prince of his blindness. ((Sequel in the works, link in epilogue))

  • Poison

    Old habits die hard. - ((tw: self-harm and suicidal thoughts))

  • The Secret Life of Phan

    So they've admitted they love each other... then what? - ((Sequel to Fanboy but can be read alone.))

  • London Angel - Closure

    It is Dan's time yet.

  • Buddy System

    Five-year-old Dan has a hero named Phil; he's too young to know that heroes aren't always as strong as they seem.

  • Static

    I should've died in that crash, but then who would take care of my boyfriend? - (changing POV)

  • Stitches

    I'm used to bearing twice the burden, and an expert at pretend. - Phil's POV

  • Fanboy

    He wasn't special. He was just Dan, and just Dan wasn't good enough for amazing Phil. - Dan's POV

  • As Long As You're Mine

    modern!AU - They were falling in love with the one person they shouldn't, knowing it could only end badly -and somehow they didn't care. (Tauriel is Kili's new private nurse.)

  • Happy Meals

    (modern AU) It's Valentine's Day and Thorin has special plans for a date night with Bilbo, but they have to also involve leaving little Frodo with his nephews.

  • Lights

    AU - Dan and friends break into a house and find a mutilated young man chained in the basement. His friends bolt, but Dan can't bring himself to leave without calling the police. To avoid a trespassing charge, Dan stays with him at the hospital for comfort. - (warnings for abuse and abduction)

  • Little Ladder House

    It's a completely normal relationship between two young men. Completely normal even though one is just 5 and a half inches tall.

  • Crystalline

    Phil needs a sugar daddy, and he needs one quick!

  • Breathe

    fem!Phan, inspired by TFIOS - "I'm kinda new here, and wasn't really feeling up to dodgeball on my first day, so I figured I'd keep walking." She stared down at the ground, clearly avoiding eye contact with me or just feeling awkward looking at the tubes on my face. "I was wondering if you wanted some company."

  • Chasm

    Dan is known as the town's "bad boy". He had piercings, he rides a motorcycle, and he even has a few tattoos. Phil is the town's "goodie two shoes".

  • Cerulean

    "All my life I've been looking for someone on my level of awkward." [fem!Phan]

  • Yours & Mine

    Dan is the new kid and makes a friend on the first day. They've both got secrets to hide.

  • After Dark

    Dan is kicked out of his home and has nowhere to go. He ends up caught in the harsh life of a homeless teen in the big city. Phil knows the streets like the back of his hand and knows all the means of living there. He takes innocent Dan under his wing and tries to keep him away from dangers that come with this sordid life.

  • Safe & Sound

    Phil lives in a boarding school for the disturbed and Dan is a rich socialite living a dream. The only thing they have in common is Youtube. When Dan's family takes Phil in for a school year for publicity, they discover they have more in common than what they think.