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The Kubrickian

  • In a Wendy House

    AU, updates will be sporadic. In Harry's 5th year, Hogwarts students are told to stay at home to stay safe under the looming fear of Voldemort, as the Order works on taking the Dark Lord down for good. Harry, stuck at Privet Drive, collects correspondence from his friends to stave off perpetual boredom; until one day, he makes a curious discovery in a small little wooden house...

  • Something's gone terribly wrong

    In which Ron's master plan to get Harry and Hermione together fails successfully? Rated T for language, short one-shot, fluff abounds!

  • Wink!

    AU - Sirius is alive and well, Voldemort is irrelevant, Bill and Fleur's wedding is afoot (!), and two best friends are taking tentative steps towards each other amidst the chaos of youth. Featuring camaraderie, fireworks, underage drinking, kicking feet under the dinner table, and a game of Wizard's Tag!

  • The Vigilant

    Hermione Granger has written a romantic novella about herself and Harry Potter. This inevitably gets lost, and it winds up in the hands of the Twins, who publish/sell it (with none the wiser about who wrote it). To save face, both Hermione and Harry start an "investigation" to find the author, which soon finds Hermione trying to frame someone else to save her friendship. ABANDONED.

  • Brownies

    Harry loves Ginny's brownies. And it seems Hermione does too, after she tastes one. Featuring Harry's withdrawal problems, nightmare sequences, and a sexually-confused Hermione! What could possibly go wrong?

  • Out of Us

    Never play Truth or Dare when Fred Weasley is asking the questions.