A punch to his jaw by Lily Potter causes Voldemort to fail the killing curse. Wild magic left behind transports Harry to Konoha. During the tri-wizard tournament Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire as fourth competitor. Fail safe made to summon unwitting competitor if he or she isn't already present summons Orochimaru's two former apprentices to Hogwarts. Few Adult Themes.

"100% Accurate" account of Harry Potter's life if most of worst fandom cliches were actually part of canon. Warning: Weird, Nonsensical. Possibly comedic parody of fandom Harry Potter world.

Surviving basilisk venom was supposed to be impossible. There is no antidote, no cure, not even phoenix tears could save from the infamous venom. But Harry survived, at least Harry and everyone else thought so. Until Harry noticed he had no pulse during summer break before his third year. But Harry doesn't really seem to mind. Harry/Luna Soulbond. Good Dumbledore and Weasleys.