With the Reapers on their lovely world tour of destruction, Shepard needs to assemble his nagging teammates, insane allies, and stupid subordinates, to try and save the Universe from the Reapers so he can avoid going to court for the destruction of a Mass Relay and an entire system. Meanwhile, Cerberus uses every technique they know to break Hackett for Alliance secrets.

In the year 2154, the citizens under the Council suffered a rude awakening when they were assaulted by strange foes beyond imagining, and were aided by mighty allies, who operated beyond reason. The civilizations of the galaxy called this event the most unexpected discovery of all time. The humans called it Tuesday. AU/Fusion.