and if you say we are all the same we will hunt you down; or, the thirteen Weasley cousins, their similarities and their differences

Snape is late for a Death Eater meeting. When he arrives, the... items, that he has with him shock his comrades. Hilariousness for any readers, and excellent commentary, if I do say so myself. Based on a meme. If I owned Harry Potter, I wouldn't be stuck here writing so-so fan fiction. Please, please just read it! You will get a virtual item that Snape has if you do! Please!

"I don't like hearing what you say, I appease you to make it go away, but I know it'll be back, someday" The twelve Weasley grandkids are normally very easygoing people, but there are some things they hate hearing. A drabble.

Dana Boot details what it was like co-captaining with wild, crazy, insane Potters and Weasleys. A repost of 'Muffins'. Similar style to 'MMP', but shorter.

This is a one shot set in a highly AU, Horcrux-less universe where the Gryffindors decide to start trying to impress their Head of House. Please note again that it is very much AU, so if that isn't your thing, this isn't the one shot for you. HG. RHr.

Females born into the Potter clan are almost as rare as females born into the Weasley clan. Here are the seven that existed through 2025, plus one from a universe where Voldemort never existed.

Everyone knows of the rift between Bellatrix Lestrange and Narcissa Malfoy, and Andromeda Tonks. But once upon a time, it wasn't so. Once upon a time, Bellatrix, Andromeda, and Narcissa Black were as close as sisters could be.

A songfic about Sirius's journey to the afterlife. Like all of my songfics, the actual lyrics aren't mentioned, but you can Google them. Please review!

Scorpius gets the whole 'don't ever hurt Rose or you'll regret it' speech from Teddy, Victoire, Dominique, Louis, Molly II, Lucy, Fred II, Roxanne, Hugo, James II, Albus, and Lily II. Based off of the song Welcome to the Family by Little Big Town.

Scorpius is summoned for a little chat with the Weasley cousins (minus Rose) at his engagement party. Based off of Welcome to the Family by Little Big Town. Features every Weasley cousin except Rose, plus Charlie, Angelina, and Scorpius.

Two Next Generation Hogwarts students have a chat by the Black Lake late at night, and discuss the future. Features Slytherin!Lily and Ravenclaw!Hugo.

Three of the first Quidditch captain meetings of the year, as told by Dana Boot. Features James Sirius, Albus Severus, Lily Luna, Hugo, Rose, and five OCs. Same universe as Never Forgotten. Rated T because I want it could to be rated that. Could probably be K or K though. The idea for the lounge came from TheNextFolchart

Lily Luna Potter's first Quidditch Game. I OWN NOTHING! PLEASE ENJOY!

Multiple things went wrong, and now their kids are living in a world like no other. It's the Next Generation's turn, and the world is a decidedly different place. Rated for grief and possible crying. I'm sorry, but it had to happen. I OWN NOTHING!

Featuring an original poem! Chapter 1: First 4 verses: Lily, next 4: Al (Albus), next 4: Jay (James), then Rose's 4, and finally Hugo's. Lily's last verse is repeated several times. Chapter 2: First 4: Teddy, next 4: Al, and finally Jay. Teddy's last is repeated again. WARNING: Character Death. I'm sorry. Rated for death. Previously titled 'Lily's Goodbye'. I OWN NOTHING!

See summary inside. I don't want to write it again, and there isn't room anyway. Rated just because.