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  • Car Seat Adjustments

    By JTJonah • Updated: 7 Mar 2019 • Published: 20 Feb 2014 • 1,798 words • 0 followers • Rating: M • Completed

    A gift for the wonderful ask blog aslackerbaristaartistandagazer over at tumblr dot com. Things get heated in an empty parking lot. Warning: everyone from this AU is human, so this is indeed a scene between Human!Faquarl and Human!Jabor here. Don't come here expecting mainverse weird spirit sex is what I'm trying to tell you. If you're down with that and still want to read, enjoy.

  • Why you should never cut your fingernails in the kitchen

    By JTJonah • Updated: 7 Mar 2019 • Published: 20 Feb 2014 • 2,818 words • 0 followers • Rating: M • Completed

    So Jabor and Faquarl are discussing ways to ruin Lovelace (as per usual) and then - you know what, we all know what you came here for, they swive okay they swive and that's all we're here for, I hope you're all goddamned happy with the results.

  • Why does everything go down at the Library

    By JTJonah • Updated: 7 Mar 2019 • Published: 20 Feb 2014 • 4,778 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • Rating: T • Completed

    A small fic for QueenOfThePolarBears's own "Bartimaeus and the Something of Something." It's pretty good, you should check it out. As a quick note, this is a Hogwarts AU.

  • Indoor Voices

    By JTJonah • Updated: 11 Jan 2015 • Published: 11 Jan 2015 • 3,515 words • 0 followers • Rating: M • Completed

    So they had just broken into a tomb in the middle of nowhere. The idea for the swive came from otherworldviolet, in their fic Hold Your Colour (it's on AO3).