"Hey Elijah, I know we haven't spoken for a while, but I need you to get me pregnant and fulfill my long-term wish of becoming a mother." Elena grimaced. "It had to be like this, didn't it? This spell had to require an ORIGINAL vampire to get me pregnant. Elijah isn't that guy, Bonnie. He doesn't get people pregnant just because they ask him to. I don't think I can do this." AU E/E

Based on Mean Girls. Ginny has just started in sixth-year at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but what will The Plastics - Cho, Hermione and Hannah - make of her arrival? And what about Cho's completely gorgeous ex-boyfriend? Will he get a say in this Girl-World-War?

Fairy-tale AU - After Esther realized the consequences of cursing her children to immortality, she put the five of them into a deep sleep and hid them away from the rest of the world, so that the only people who could wake them were their destined true love, who was capable of changing them back from the monsters she'd turned them into. F/S E/E K/C K/B R/S 5-shot (with a prologue)

What happens when Horace Slughorn, Albus Dumbledore and Tom Riddle all live in the same old people's home? Complete mayhem, that's what! Rated T for 'wizard swears', elderly men having tantrums and Tom Riddle's pink bunny slippers! HP crack!fic (five-shot).

Oneshot. Sirius Black's story, from finding the Potters' dead in Godric's Hollow, to escaping from Azkaban 12 years later. As always, reviews help enormously, so please review! And I apologize for the length of this oneshot, got a bit carried away!

Oneshot. Draco, Astoria, Ginny and Harry's conversation on Platform 9 and 3/4 after the Hogwarts Express has left, bringing their children to Hogwarts. Please review!