*NOW REVAMPED and edited!* Severus Snape is temporarily teaching Chemistry at a Florida high school, and things opt to get very... interesting. Adolescents and British wizards don't mix well...do they? Illustrations w/ Chapter 17!
One of Neville's potions blunders becomes a great plot bunny. Our surly Potions Master and witty Head Girl cannot be apart- literally. Stuck together and hating it...what ever will they do? Based on a WIKTT Challenge by arienastera.
...for a Harry Potter Mary-Sue. If you've read them or written them, if you love them or hate them, this you'll want to read.