"I woke up one morning, thirty years old, with an ex-wife and a ulcer..." Harry Potter flees London, fame & his job with the Ministry of Magic to find a new life in a remote Cornish fishing village. But when a previous resident of the cottage is reluctant to move out, Harry turns to a local witch to help unravel the mystery. Caution - dark themes in later chapters.

"I'm glad you're bound by professional codes of ethics." "Because you don't want the details of your appalling behaviour to get out?" "No, because I'm pretty certain they're the only thing stopping you punching me on the nose right now" From the casefiles of Dr Giles Anderson, relationship expert. In which Draco has some serious issues and Hermione is beyond the end of her rope

"It was a hot afternoon, the last day of June, and the sun was a demon". Draco Malfoy is on the run, following the death of Albus Dumbledore. But who is the mysterious witch in the crimson robes, and what does she want with Draco? My first ever story, now revised and republished in five chapters to include the sequel which was five years in the making. Rated T, just to be safe.

A thoughtful little one shot, set immediately after the Battle of Hogwarts. Inspired by Richard Thompson's "How Will I Ever be Simple Again" and a quiet Sunday morning spent sniffling over War Horse.