Bartimaeus is pretty sure that Honorius the librarian is a zombie. There are no if's, and's, or but's about it. So he puts together a special team to take him out. Second year drabble based off of my other work, Bartimaeus and the Something of Something. Also a late birthday present for JTJonah.

The obligatory Hogwarts AU fic for the Bartimaeus fandom. When you mix four students from each of the houses, eight days of detention, and a narcissistic professor with a dark secret hidden up his sleeve what do you get? Chaos. And that's just the beginning. (Cover done by saucydrawing on tumblr)

"So. It's that time of year again." The time to interview people for the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor has rolled around again, and Uraziel gets to deal with some, uh very unique individuals who are applying for the spot this year. (One shot based off of my Hogwarts AU; Bartimaeus and the Something of Something. Takes place the summer before that story starts)

What if Harry wasn't Harry, but Haylee?and What if they didn't think Haylee was the Chosen One but her twin Hayden?What if instead of bearing with the abuse and neglect,she left and became heir to the Vampyre throne?What would happen?Was 'My Life in Ruins