Pink Diamond, the youngest of the Diamond Authority, is a rather predictable figure - as all Gems are. Others would say that she's either silly or a minor nuisance. However, as she hurts herself pretty badly, she becomes a vessel for some rather dangerous ideas. Canon-compliant for the five seasons, movie and Future, but some artistic liberties are taken.
The Portal games, including the Peer Review and Perpetual Testing Initiative DLCs and two fanmade mods, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
We've all seen the Confusion Ending schedule and thought; "What if everything had gone according to the plan?" Here's the resulting narration, as well as notes in case anyone wants to make it into a playable experience.
The Stanley Parable and The Beginner's Guide, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Little Monsters, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, including the sequel novel, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Just a short fan episode I ended up spontaneously writing after someone mentioned the Eurovision on Tumblr. It's that time of the year again, when the song output from Europe rises dramatically, and Night Vale, caught in the middle of the show, reports on it. Also, news from Desert Bluffs, the results of the mayoral election, and traffic.
They knew that Act 1 was just the beginning. However, before they could read more of Homestuck, they were already in a swirling spiral of events, including fan stories, aliens, and at least some indication that what they were reading wasn't supposed to be fiction at all. It thus became a quest for something only known as "Sgrub 2.0". Sequel to Calliope's Update Girl - Book One.
Cinema Sins reviews Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the 2005 one). Spoilers! (DUH)
On the night of Temporal Experiment #1, Doc Brown finds that Marty McFly is unavailable, and therefore gets his girlfriend Jennifer. Inadvertently, though, he ends up bringing her to the year 2015. Now she must resolve to find a way to get back home while continuing to discover how times have changed. AU.
Rosalind Lutece realizes her lifelong dream of spending time on innovations of physics. In addition, she ends up finding her true love through these innovations. "Sequel" to The First Communication, but if you know the plot of BioShock Infinite, you should be able to figure out what's going on.
Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.
While working on her own breakthrough in quantum mechanics, Rosalind Lutece notices that someone has been trying to get in touch with her via the invention. Oneshot.
Five Nights at Freddy's, including the sequel game, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
The BioShock games (1, 2 and Infinite), including the Burial at Sea DLCs, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
Home Alone, as summarized by the Homestuck character Caliborn. Rated T for language and violence.
MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology is nearing completion, but the whole project has been halting due to one co-author getting progressively worse. As such, the other co-author comes to help, but he doesn't know what the journey will entail. Formerly known as Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer v2.
Andrew Hussie is thinking about what will become of MSPA after Problem Sleuth. The solution comes through one of the most unexpected places: a 12 year old fan who messages him on a chat client that no one uses. AU, has significant differences from the "real" story.
Andrew Hussie, nearing the first anniversary of the Gigapause, has decided to allow five lucky teenagers and their guardians to watch the final update of Homestuck before anyone else. Needless to say, given Andrew Hussie is Andrew Hussie, he decides to do a few things his own way. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory parody.
Violet Beauregarde has found one out of five Golden Tickets issued by Willy Wonka. However, she refuses to keep the ticket, instead giving it to her sworn rival Cornelia Prinzmetel. As with all of my CatCF stories, based on the 2005 movie.