By Emperor Andross•Updated: 28 Dec 2017•Published: 28 Dec 2017•
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Parody/Humor
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The three muggles could not possibly have known that the dead man lying in the snow was the most feared wizard of all time. Or why guns, alcohol and "good ideas" should not be mixed.