Hermione can't sleep. When she hears Ron swearing outside, she decides to go see what's wrong. Rated T for minor sexual references. DH spoilers. RH, obviously.

Full title: Seven Times Hermione Wanted to Snog Ron Senseless, and One Time She Did. Eight canon moments - plus some non-canon bits, but I've tried to make it realistic - third-person, R/H and some H/G in some of the later chapters. Enjoy! T just in case.

One Shot - Rose has a nightmare, so Hermione tells her a story. Slight Ron/Hermione.

The first time Lirael wore a Charter-skin, everything went to plan. It was taking it off that was the problem.

"...some sort of fever that greatly weakens me and has encouraged hallucinatory episodes..." Three such 'hallucinations'.

Monica and Wendell Wilkins are quite happy with their new life in Sydney, most of the time. Occasionally, though, something about their life seems - well - wrong. Nine days out of the lives of the Wilkins, from June 1997 to May 1998.

Hermione, sitting by Ron's bedside in HBP, composes a letter in her head. RH. Rated T, just in case. Oneshot.

A Christmassykinda story involving the twins, pranks, Monty Python, and a statue of Umbridge. Set in OotP. Also a bit of RH, by the way. Reviews are very appreciated!

Voldemort sends Wormtail out on a quest to find a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Pointless rubbish, but I reckon it's kind of funny. Definitely, definitely a oneshot this time, so please don't ask or you'll make me feel guilty.