Detailing the many valiant attempts by one Harry James Potter to conquer a horrible force of evil - otherwise known as the Floo Network. Of course, Harry could never tackle a challenge like this without his (somewhat less than supportive) best friends! No pairings.
Many people like to point out the similarities between Albus Dumbledore and other wise old mentors in fiction. This simply takes that idea a step further.
PARODY of fanfiction, with as many overused cliches as possible. Why would goblins be nice to Harry and Harry alone? What exactly does a Soul Bond DO? Are the Potters REALLY the most powerful family in Britain? Due to popular demand (like, maybe 2 people asked for it), Chapter 2 has been added.
In one of his (many) DC origin stories, Alfred is said to have been a secret agent. This oneshot tells the story of how he went from shooting people to caring for billionaires.