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Berty 'n Beans

  • Harry Bonder and the Chamberpot of Secrets!

    By Berty 'n Beans • Updated: 25 Dec 2002 • Published: 25 Dec 2002 • 1,451 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Rating: M • In Progress

    The long awaited sequel to my missing story of Harry Bonder and the Scottish Icecube Machine. I will update more next month. I have a good feeling about this one, reviews please. High rating for, you guessed it, profanity,nasty images,disturbing humour,se

  • Another Day

    By Berty 'n Beans • Updated: 21 Feb 2002 • Published: 21 Feb 2002 • 911 words • 0 followers • Angst/Drama • Hermione G. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Something I wrote a while ago. Hermione's thoughts on school and life. Rating to be safe, mentions suicide. Hope ya like! ~Beans

  • Witches and Wizards Final Dating game.

    By Berty 'n Beans • Updated: 15 Jan 2002 • Published: 15 Jan 2002 • 824 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Their back! This time with Draco. Rated PG13 for some nasty images that will be implanted in your head.

  • Witches and Wizards Dating Game 2!

    By Berty 'n Beans • Updated: 10 Jan 2002 • Published: 10 Jan 2002 • 454 words • 0 followers • Humor • Ron W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    The long awaited sequel to the first. Not my finest works. I felt rushed. I will do better on the 3rd.

  • Witches and Wizards dating game

    By Berty 'n Beans • Updated: 9 Jun 2001 • Published: 9 Jun 2001 • 297 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Will Harry find his perfect match?