Esme, an 11-year-old girl, learns that the life she knew was practically a lie. She learns that she is a witch, was adopted, and practically abandoned as a baby all on the same day. In search of some answers, she meets and a blonde-headed boy who promises to train her under his wing.

Discord, on the day he was about to get turned to stone, manages to escape into a place even Celestia cannot reach him. The interwebs. Unknowingly a young woman known as Abigail sees his plea and sets him free. After hearing about Equestria from Discord, he sends her there to live with the ponies, distracting them while he comes up with a master scheme to take over once more!

Samantha Swann, a fiery soul, wants to be free of British Society and be respected by others as an equal. Enter Captain Jack Sparrow, the man who seems to have the answers to her problems and adds to the pile with his own troubles. Will an alliance between these two be possible and will it become something more? Only time will tell.

While Bella and Diana are visiting Bella’s “friend” Mia, Bella decides to find the haunted house that inspired her favorite musical, Beetlejuice. where she makes the mistake of believing that Betelgeuse was a myth and calls him forth by name. He appears tells her that they are now bound together until she relases him. Now they got to learn to deal with this horny demon from heck.

Bella is a young girl who is dealing with more than the average 15-year-old does. She has a father that kinda acknowledges her, an aunt and uncle she barely sees, and a "life coach" who pretty much hates her guts. But don't worry Bella, things are about to get interesting once you meet *him*.