Oh what Draco Malfoy wouldn't give for a date with Harry Potter... "What! Take me out on a date? ...Malfoy, you have got to be kidding me." And that's why... "Yeah sure, when pigs fly. Now shove off." Flying pigs were seen all over Hogwarts the next couple of days.
"Ahh, what the-" Harry felt something weighting the top of his head and his eyes shot up to see a pair of fluffy pink rabbit ears. His eyes widened, almost bulging out of their sockets as it sank in. "MALFOY!" Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling.
[Sequel to 'Her'. Though it doesn't matter if you only read this] In which Harry Potter went on a date with Draco Malfoy after the latter asked him out on their encounter in a muggle coffee shop. Things happened. Good ones. DMHP slash
"When a door closes, another one opens," Harry's grandfather often said to him when he was a child. Maybe that applies to one's love life, too? One-sided HPGW, implied DMHP at the end.