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Schlongs and Padfood

  • Amor Vincit Omnia

    By Schlongs and Padfood • Updated: 8 Mar 2004 • Published: 17 Feb 2004 • 2 Chapters • 8,453 words • 0 followers • Romance/Angst • James P., Lily Evans P. • Rating: M • In Progress

    The mystery of love is far greater than the mystery of death.' Features (or will, in the near future) Romantic!James, Innuendo!Sirius and Sadomasochistical!Voldemort.

  • A Very Harry Christmas

    By Schlongs and Padfood • Updated: 15 Dec 2003 • Published: 3 Dec 2003 • 4 Chapters • 7,922 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    What do you get when you put together literary wonders, a religious miracle and two insane teenagers? ... A Very Harry Christmas. Featuring Drunken!Voldemort in 'Two Months Before Christmas' and OldMiser!Snape in 'A Christmas Carol'.

  • Luna Lovegood and the Completely Irrelevant Tampon

    By Schlongs and Padfood • Updated: 31 Jul 2003 • Published: 31 Jul 2003 • 2 Chapters • 1,904 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: M • In Progress

    Harry Potter is dead! Can Luna find her Tampons on time? No one cares! Because that has absolutely nothing to do with the plot(even though there is no plot.) Er..read on, brave soldier.

  • MARAUDERS: The Untold Story

    By Schlongs and Padfood • Updated: 28 Jul 2003 • Published: 28 Jul 2003 • 5 Chapters • 2,592 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: M • In Progress

    Is Peter really gay? Is Remus really incapable of getting a woman? Is James really that much of a bastard? Is Sirius really going to eat the last peice of chocolate orgasm? Was Snape's underwear, at one time, WHITE? .. FIND OUT!